About Me

the basics:

My name is Michael Derr and time and time again, the majority of voters in my country and in my state have decided that I am a second-class citizen. Unworthy of the equal rights and protections granted to me by our Constitution.

Partnered to the most wonderful guy in the world. I’m not sure what I did in life to deserve him.

Also have the greatest group of friends a guy could ever want.

I created the phrase, “Don’t have a cow.” at computer church camp in the mid 1980’s.

When not at work, you’ll find me at home with Greg and our dog Tucker, probably watching some reality show on television.

IMG_0265more juicy information:

36 years old

marketing events supervisor

a fan of pirate jokes

love my mac, ipod & iphone

addicted to fruity mike & ike’s

um, miike snow rocks

intolerant people do not

greg pays all the bills

down 75 lbs from my heaviest

fall is the best season…ever

I can’t drive stick, so what

I can cook with onions now

my half-birthday is June 26

shop early, shop often



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